Post by Rave on Aug 2, 2015 16:17:41 GMT -5
Greetings, fellow Knoxians.
Lil Sis is entering the transition from adolescence to adulthood, but in the transition she found.... DUN DUN DUNNNN.... MDMA!
That's right, folks! Lil Raver is going emo, dying her hair multi-colored, and consuming huge amounts of Sass. Red pill or blue pill? I respect you as a person inside and outside the Matrix, Morph, but Rave chooses both! Down the hatch with nothing but water from the 'ol toilet bowel.
Anyways, since LiL Sis's had to remove a bullet from her own head delivered by none other than the pesky and long gone Big Bro, she's gone straight emo and will ride the unnatural highs until her untimely death.
With her terrible home-made beats a-blastin', she runs from town to town giving out goodies, hugging zombies to death, and straight gettin' down at the Rave Cave (see after the wipe).
However, she does require assistance. There's a lot of raving to do and she's only one emo. Lil Rave NEEDS YOUR HELP! She has even more dangerous plans in store for the gravity-defying bases of Knox County than her initial incendiary tactics. That's right, she will come again when the new bases are erected. She will find them, she will infiltrate them...AND SHE WILL RAVE!
WHAT WILL HAPPEN DURING THE HEADPHONE MADNESS RAVES, YOU ASK? Witness the testimonials for yourself!
"She drank all my bottled water and Sunny D, then asked me for my spaceship key... I reached for my gun but when I turned back around she was peeing mid handstand while chanting in Latin." -Annoyed Muldraughian.
"I checked out the Rave Cave one night, and found this psychotic girlie behind the bar cracking open glowsticks and pouring them in her customer's drinks... When I asked her if she knew that ingesting such things is very dangerous, she smiled and her whole mouth lit up like the sun... she then followed it up with a wink and asked if I knew which way to the pooper... I mean, come on, it's HER freakin' establishment... sheesh." -George Clooney.
"That B**** is straight F*****" - Morpheus
So hide those bases as mean as you want, as deep as you want (that's what she said)... Lil Raver will find them... and she. will. RAVEEEEEEEE UH UH UH UH BOOM BADA BOOM BADA BOOM BADA BOOM BADA BOOM BADA BOOM BADA BOOM BADA BOOM BADA BOOM BADA BOOM BADA ICKY TSK UH ICKY TSK UH BOOM BADA BOOM BADA...
To join Rave Squad please send all your money to 254 Rave Cave Way, Muldraugh, KY and LiL Rave will arrange to meet you in the middle of the forest with your iPod and gross beats.
Rave Squad. Because you're worth it!